So I go to a music university and I had to sing a song for my assessment in front of my classmates…and when the teacher asked them for any constructive criticism, one of the cocky guys said,
“maybe you should make the song more gender appropriate by changing the lyrics from she’s all that I need to he’s all that I need… since you’re a girl.” 
Mate, if I wanted to make the song ‘gender appropriate’ I would have already…Maybe you should suck my non-existent dick instead. How’s THAT for being gender appropriate? :-)

wiggletuff:

i cant believe i used to think i was straight

LOL i say this to myself every single day ha…what a joke

(Source: wigglybuff)